Today President Trump signed a bill making the 9/11 Victims Compensation Fund permanent. During his remarks he tried to make it about himself and regurgitated the very debunked lie that he was at Ground Zero with the first responders.
Twitter responded the way it always does, oh so well, with lost of sarcasm and irony, just how we like it.
Trump painted the Mona Lisa and gave the painting away because she wasn’t his type #LostTrumpHistory— ((Wry™)) (@RIWry77) July 29, 2019
So I said what if I put a slice in the toaster. So brown and crispy, folks. Unbelievable. Before me, nobody ever heard of toast. Believe me.#LostTrumpHistory— Chris Mixson (@bigmix22) July 29, 2019
He invented blackholes but because they are black didnt want to be associated with them #LostTrumpHistory— 🇨🇦Shari Sauve🇨🇦 (@SauveShari) July 29, 2019
He coined the phrase “Merry Christmas.” Nobody ever said it before, but now you hear it all the time. #LostTrumpHistory— Doug Simpson (@DUGSimpson) July 29, 2019
Trump single-handedly threw back the redcoat assault on runway H1 during the Battle of LaGuardia. #LostTrumpHistory— Concerned (@14Darseyh) July 29, 2019
Trump once sailed with the Greeks to fight the Trojans over a woman. I believe he was the chief strategist coming up with the ideal to break a stalemate by launching a giant wooden horse over the walls full of angry birds that then pecked the Trojans eyes out.#LostTrumpHistory pic.twitter.com/HoJzLAO3On— Layton Miller (@melaytonmiller1) July 29, 2019
In July 2019, Trump discovered the kidney was part of the heart. #LostTrumpHistory— Former Republican (@Vcsykes) July 29, 2019
It wouldn’t be funny if it weren’t an everyday occurance. Some days I’m so far beyond caring what he does anymore because it’s going to be outrageous, wrong and a totally absurd lie.
Humour helps us pull through even the darkest hours till we can see a glimmer of hope on the horizon. But I’m starting to run out of laughs.